Color Storm

Did you know that there is a congressman from Virginia who’s last name is Goodlatte? That’s a great name! I listened to him whine about not being able to drill in a national wildlife area for about 20 minutes. He brought about some good points about natural gas but the pipeline idea from Canada would only yeild about 50% profit.

Every argument that I’ve heard today had something to do with Obama or McSame. I don’t think I could sit through all of that.

I walked into the GAP today and reignited one of my biggest qualms with major retail labels. It all starts in the doorway… I look to the right- all women’s clothing- one red sale sign. I look to the left- all men’s clothing- two blue regular price signs. If you know the gap, you’ll recall the “cell” designed cubes of different types of clothes. All the way down the store there were red sale signs in the right and none on the left. The men’s sale stuff consisted of socks, tshirts and ugly fuzzy pants- all located at the last left hand cell. The women that I came with were stopping at each sale station- all of them, while I was looking at price tags if things that I might consider buying thinking – why?!?Why is this acceptable? Being a bigger guy, I already have to look at the end if the rack for my size… Please don’t make me sigh when I finally get there because I can’t afford it! I’m so mad about this issue! I’m in the mall now, venting! Guys- get angry. I’m going to ask Obama to help me too.

In the midst of these political times… it is important to point out that John Mayer is a goofball. Plus he likes really bulky watches.